Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Double Hat Action Bronson Likes...Cervi Neck Veins

Well, she has yet to confirm with me that she likes this (whatever, she is working, Fashion's Night Out is looming, blah blah blah) so I will speak for her and say that she likes these very, very much.

You don't f*ck with the Jesus (Image/AP)

Cervi got into it with Bad Sox catcher, Jarrod Saltasomethingtoolong and in case you can't tell by the picture, he was none too happy about being HBP by pitcher/world-class asshat, John Lackey. This was in the 7th, two innings after Cervi blasted a solo shot, upped Lackey's ERA and the Yankees' shot at winning and after Grandy was hit in the hand in the 1st.

After Cervi's smack-in-the-back, both benches cleared but sadly, no Bad Sox were beaten to a pulp, not even Rat Face Pedroia, but CC retaliated  by hitting Jacob-y Ellsbur-y  to start the bottom of the 7th.

This is what I'm talking about! The Bad Sox are ALWAYS throwing at the Yankees and our boys in pinstripes are too classy/timid to throw back. CC did what other pitchers, including AJ, did not do: show those B*ston bitches that the Yankees are not going to take it.

Congrats to Cervi on his 3rd HR of the season, and also being so damn sexy when angry. DHAB and I both like this.

Update: DHAB confirmed that she likes this and all is right with the world.


  1. that would only be less sexy if there was visible spittle coming out of his mouth.

  2. What about the sweat dripping off of his nose?