Monday, June 25, 2012

Ewwwwwwwwwwwk

Disgusting, gross, pig-faced (ahem). A Major League Baseball player named Kevin Youkilis now plays for the White Sox. This devastating news came to a head today, when the 33-year-old infielder stuffed his bear skin rug-covered arms into a Good Guys uniform for his first game with the Southsiders.

Undeserving of being called a "Good Guy" and, therefore, wearing black (Image/B*ston Herald)

At press time (aka melatonin-is-kicking-in time) the White Sox were down 4-1 to the freaking Twins (seriously?!) and this can only be attributed to the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad, awful, horrid fact that a decorated Bad Sox player (MVP, rings, Gold Gloves, blah, blah) is now playing for a team that I generally want to win.

Where is Scott Proctor when you need him?

2 comments:

  1. John the BasebaptistJuly 10, 2012 at 3:03 PM

    So you don't believe in baseball redemption?

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