Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Yankees Game 162 Drinking Game

I have class tonight from 6:30-9:30 (boo and hiss all you want, when you can buy my cookies at Whole Foods Market locations nationwide, you will be a much happier human being) so I will miss the majority of tonight's Yankees vs. Red Sox game.

To mark my absence, I propose that you lose all inhibitions and engage in a drinking game, whether it be beer, milk or Haterade, for tonight's beisbol game:

  • Every time Michael Kay an ESPN commentator Michael Kay mentions how this game could result in a one-game playoff between the Yankees and Orioles, take a drink
  • Every time Alex Rodriguez takes a swinging strike, take a drink
  • Every time you see the back of Saltalamacchia's jersey, drink for six seconds to rep the number of syllables in his name
  • Full count? Refill your drink!
  • When either manager makes an "AT&T Call to the Bullpen," finish your drink
  • Grand slam = slam back your drink
  • Bird on the field = take a shot of Bird Dog whiskey (or, I don't know, apple juice if you are a teetotaller)
Even Dugout Jeter takes a few sips (Image/me)

  • Balk? Spit out your wine in disgust!
  • Stolen base = take a drink from your neighbor's beer stein
  • Brett Gardner comes in to pinch-play, do a happy dance as you swirl your martini!
  • Oh, was that the Orioles/Rays score that just flashed on the screen - take a drink!
  • The Yankees Win? THE YANKEES WIIIIIIIIIIIN keg stand!
That's all I can come up with before I leave for class, but what rules would you add to the Yankees Game 162 Beverage Imbibing Activities? Put them in the comments!

5 comments:

  1. See Joe Girardi in the dugout, his hand cupped under his chin, fingers curled to touch his upper lip = take the tiniest sip, pinky out.

    See Joe Girardi throw his hat to the ground in disgust = crush a beer can on your forehead.

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  2. love it! very creative :)

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  3. Thanks, Anonymous. I love your creative commenter name! ;)

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  4. ejected for bad behavior - steal the person to your left's drink and throw it in the face of the person to your right.

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  5. And smash the glass on the floor like a BOSS

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