To mark my absence, I propose that you lose all inhibitions and engage in a drinking game, whether it be beer, milk or Haterade, for tonight's beisbol game:
- Every time
Michael Kayan ESPN commentatorMichael Kay mentions how this game could result in a one-game playoff between the Yankees and Orioles, take a drink - Every time Alex Rodriguez takes a swinging strike, take a drink
- Every time you see the back of Saltalamacchia's jersey, drink for six seconds to rep the number of syllables in his name
- Full count? Refill your drink!
- When either manager makes an "AT&T Call to the Bullpen," finish your drink
- Grand slam = slam back your drink
- Bird on the field = take a shot of Bird Dog whiskey (or, I don't know, apple juice if you are a teetotaller)
Even Dugout Jeter takes a few sips (Image/me)
- Balk? Spit out your wine in disgust!
- Stolen base = take a drink from your neighbor's beer stein
- Brett Gardner comes in to pinch-play, do a happy dance as you swirl your martini!
- Oh, was that the Orioles/Rays score that just flashed on the screen - take a drink!
- The Yankees Win? THE YANKEES WIIIIIIIIIIIN keg stand!
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See Joe Girardi in the dugout, his hand cupped under his chin, fingers curled to touch his upper lip = take the tiniest sip, pinky out.
ReplyDeleteSee Joe Girardi throw his hat to the ground in disgust = crush a beer can on your forehead.
love it! very creative :)
ReplyDeleteThanks, Anonymous. I love your creative commenter name! ;)
ReplyDeleteejected for bad behavior - steal the person to your left's drink and throw it in the face of the person to your right.
ReplyDeleteAnd smash the glass on the floor like a BOSS
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